Thursday, April 17, 2008

Difference between men and woman when getting cash from ATM (joke)

Men
1)drive to d bank, park, go to d cash dispenser.
2) insert card
3) dial code as desired amount
4)take the cash, the card and slip

Women
1) drive to d bank
2)engine stalled
3)check make-up in the mirror
4)apply perfume
5)manually check haircut
6)park d car - failure
7) park the car - failure
8) park d car - success
9)search 4 d card in d handbag
10)insert card, rejected by machine
11) throw phonecard back in handbag
12)look for bank card
13)insert card
14)look for d chit(whr secret code written) in handbag
15)enter code
16study instructions for 2 minutes
17)#cancel#
18) re-enter code
19)#cancel#
20call boyfriend/husband to get correct code
21)enter large amount
22)#error#
23)enter large amount
24)#error#
25)enter smaller amount
26)cross fingers
27) take cash
28) go back 2 d car
29)check make up in rear mirror
30)look for keys in handbag
31)start car
32)drive 50m
33)STOP
34)drive back to bank machine
35)get out of car
36)take card and ticket back from machine
37)go back to the car
38)throw card on passenger seat
39)throw slip on floor
40)check make up in rear mirror
41)manually check haircut
42)go into roundabout - wrong way
43)BRAKE!
44)go ito roundabout - right way
45)drive 5km
46)remove handbrake
47)stop at mall
48)spend money
49)go back to step 1

LOL!! Hahahahaha!! I laughed at it like crazy especially the first time I read it. I forgot which site i saw this from.. I copied with pen and paper. So funny la this thing. yea maybe u may think I'm lame, but really, I never seen such joke before. lol. haha. ok =) hope you had a great laugh =P or maybe just enjoyed it ;D

thanks for reading! =D

1 comment:

Angie said...

I know some people who are like that... (not me)